|Merc Meets American Home!|
|Date||December 21, 2042|
|Alternate(s)||Mercs Found Across Countryside!|
December 21st, 2042:
Body of Homeless Mercenary Crashes American Home -
Brendon Wycheck Reporting Live
Hello everyone, Brendon Wycheck here again for the Global Newswire. My producer is telling me that we're going to again go right to Bulgarian correspondent Rosica Grubo, who we last saw reporting on the downed Homeless Mercenary F-35's in northern Serbia.Thanks again, Brendon. I'm here now along the northern edge of Temerin, Serbia, about a kilometre north of the Multi-Tec industrial complex. It seems that the body of a man, a Homeless Mercenary member so far unidentified, has fallen from the sky and crashed through the skylight of this home behind me. The father of the family who lives here, an American, has agreed to speak with us though has asked to remain anonymous.
Sir, can you tell us exactly what happened?
We were just sitting down for some food, pizza, I was reaching across the table for a piece and... Well, there was a loud crash and suddenly glass and blood was raining down all around me. A body, if that's what you want to call it, came right through our damned skylight, on through our dinner table, and made a pretty big mess of the floor. The poor bastard almost ended up in the basement. My wife screamed, my eight year old daughter fainted...
I'm so sorry, that sounds horrible. Thank you for speaking with us, sir, thank you.
Local authorities have issued a statement to the town of Temerin and surrounding area, asking all residents to be on the lookout for other potential bodies like this one and to report them immediately when found. Back to you, Brendon.
We've just been informed that a second and third body have been found only a few kilometres apart and from the home in Temerin. Both are also Homeless Mercenary members and were thankfully found in open farmland with no reported injuries or damage to local property.
This is Brendon Wycheck, Global Newswire, and I'll be back after a short break.